Warning! Sexualized Gratuitous Violence for the Sake of Sexualized Gratuitous Violence!
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Wicked Goth Hobbitch Assassin
hunts our Sweet Hermione in Glastonbury
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Without Magic we must fight as Animals!
The Wicked Goth Hobbitch Assassin
hunts our Sweet Hermione in Glastonbury
Now you tell me you that you wouldn't want to see two incredible young women tear each other up and I'll call you a liar!
Why try to invent an excuse, some kind of plausible explanation for having them fight. You're in charge of your imagination, just have any two girls you like take off all their close in front of you, turn to face each other, and when you give the word, throw themselves together in a naked fight to the death!
But if you need a The little help in the “imagination” let me set an example of how it’s done. Do you know Emma Watson? She recently cut her heaps of sexy auburn hair off. She sports a Natalie Portman buzz cut now. There HAS to be an explanation! Curious? Of course you are, So, let me tell you this sexy little story of beauty and death….
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August in New York is hot, I know because I lived in New York on the upper West side just below Spanish Harlem the year I worked for the New York Museum of Natural History. Central Park is the human equivalent of the Serengeti plain in which packs of lionesses hunt the streets for life meet on the hoof while their lions blink in the shade of umbrellas sipping cold beer and sizing up the white men peering out of their passenger side windows as their whores bend over to make a deal.
The world sweetheart little Emma Watson sliced off all her hair on Thursday, August 2, 2010, or rather some fruit named Rodney working in New York's trendy Cutler salon gave her a pixie buzz cut they could get a free entrance and any Dyke bar in the SoHo. The word spread around the globe on the Internet “our Hermione Granger is no longer our little girl, now she has another 20 years of so-so films that'll never be “Harry Potter” and endless visits with Ellen an Oprah ahead of her.
Some people she didn't to try to get the plum role of Lisbeth in the American remake of “The Girl with the Dragon tattoo”. But that was just a cover story. Nobody that knew her thought that she was so deluded as to think she had a shot at that. So why, why did she cut off her magical waist length tumbling waves of redly glowing chestnut hair?
The answer to that goes back to Sunday, Jun 25th, 2010 when our The Little Hermione showed up at the Glastonbury Festival with Kate Moss and Pixie Geldof and, like an oiled eel in black sunglasses, the boy-model and front man for the Yorkshire 5 piece band One Night Only, George Craig. She started dating this pasty boy-waif earlier this year after meeting while shooting the Burberry's Spring/Summer 2010 advertising campaign. And now here she was wearing what to me sing to her ultimate fairy-England outfit, a khaki-print Louis Vuitton corset, denim shorts and spiked rubber boots. Her breasts were firmly gathered up by the deep green lace corset into warm mounds of pure cream white softness. Her bare arms and legs were equally moon white and her face was that of a sweet girl child feeling her buds swell into a blossom in the warm sunlight of the Renaissance fair atmosphere. Everywhere there was acid, incense and balloons. She look like she thought she was dreaming.
But what the photographs of her that day and the photographs taken before and after at the festival don't tell you is that for the six hours of the dead of night between Sunday and Monday, in a dark time in the balance between the day of the sun and the moon, Emma slipped through the looking glass into a deadly nightshade wonderland in which she was to be hunted by a wicked Goth hobbitch assassin and ultimately she would have to find out that magic was real, but she was just an actress, an extraordinary college schoolgirl to be sure, and known to millions, but she would have to confront another girl in Mortal Kombat with only her wits and her will to live, and she would have to do it alone and with no one there to applaud or mourn the outcome!
It was one in the morning when Craig, her amphibious boyfriend, decided to entrance a group of drunk teenage boys and girls surrounding him and Emma by holding up an iPod and unplugging the earbuds so the tiny speaker played a song that he had just recorded in the studio. As the other entranced group strain squinting to hear the micromini cricket band playing the song their smiles became locked into bland masks. He seemed totally unaware that they were being underwhelmed until Emma touched his wrist and he woke up and realized he was making a little bit of a fool of himself, (although he knew that anyone it is pretty as he was would always be nothing less than a wonderful experience for all who met him). It was becoming a little chilly even though heat blew over the crowd from Every food vendor tent. Suddenly Craig began to sulk and stalked off for a fresh drink, quite unaware that he left ammo behind blinking.
Emma decided to find her friends pixie and Kate and soon was lost in the carnival of drugs and drinking and rock bands playing and famous people mingling in the hothouse heat of pretty reptile's and lethal orchids. Emma slipped away into an open field lit by a full moon above her. Strangely the grass through which she walked and the trees all around the Glade seem to be carved of obsidian, jet black as a starless night sky. She didn't know that in going around a corner behind the role of gaily painted tents selling chips and bangers and Indian food and cutting through what seemed to be a shortcut she actually passed into the same Glastonbury not in the future nor in the past. Emma Watson had slipped into another Glastonbury in another time and space. Which is have a name for such a landscape, a moonscape really floating like a dream island in some H.P. Lovecraft novella. This Glastonbury was one of those places that has a kind of objective existence and is a kind of hub of a wheel through which the individual witches like studs on the rim of a wheel can travel, this is called skrying, and each travels up through the wheel spoke connecting their location in this time and space to the hub which they call “that place”, the place in which they have their Sabbath.
even if you told Emma of these witchy things she would not know that some witches dream so strong that when they meld their dreams they fuse the very nature of things at a spot to which not only they but unsuspecting but bewitched people can find their lucky or unlucky way.
Her creamy skin turned to glowing white pearl by the full white moonlight she smelled strange green orders and wild smokes in the wind that now side to the grasses and the branches about her.
Suddenly the full quartz moon rolled why can I up into its skull and as it rolled it was replaced by a blood red wet looking malevolent ball that now hunger the moon hung in the sky. And the sky became strangely silver and bright as if it were the few minutes before the son reaches the horizon and the sky was full of light without a center. Strange prehistoric sounding birds suddenly seem to shriek and cry from the forest around her. A nervous wind passed over her 20-year-old soft body making her arms and legs goose bump at her own breasts begin swelling and falling more rapidly as she looked nervously around her in the Glade. Suddenly she saw something moving from the other side of the Glade beside a lake that she had not previously been realized was there. The lake reflected the sky and instead of the red eyeball that had replaced the full moon the original full moon was reflected in the water as an imperfect twin to the red planet hanging over the earth like a curse.
Emma saw that the figure was a girl, maybe a year or two other than her, and an inch shorter, but the dark brunette lioness mane that switched back and forth from one shoulder of the other shoulder like a horses tailless and breaks into a gallop, was the Nimbus of a pale white gypsy which who wore a thin band of leather covering the top of her full grapefruit sized breasts and nipples but leaving the bottom halves of her breasts exposed over a pale belly with the seven sisters constellation embedded as diamond studs around her navel. She had bronze studded leather armbands on her forearms and her upper arms and a leather belt with spikes over a short pleated Roman leather skirt that fell midthigh on her perfect white legs. She had sandals laced all the way up her calves and her leather brassiere was laced to a leather collar around her slender neck. She had some kind of complex Victorian aerial goggles up on her head as if she had just gotten off of the propeller driven dirigible now tethered at the other end of the lake.
Her eyebrows were wild and like ermine above fluttering spiked lashes. Her brown eyes were blazing coals of challenge. I am Little Lillith, the Omega Harlot. I am here to kill you.” She said this as she stood not 6 feet away from Emma Watson with her fists on her hips and to repeat outspread. She threw back her shoulders and laughed from somewhere deep and wicked inside her feline body.
“You call yourself Little Lillith?” Emma said stepping backward in the grass her hands starting to raise up palms down as if to calm her obviously chemically inebriated new girlfriend. “And you are the Omega a Harlot?” Emma gave her sweetest most disarming smile, as if she was a young hostess gently taking the elbow of a drunken abusive ex-wife out to the door.
“You don't get it, sister.” The Gothic leather pixie explained, “you've been brought into “this place” by the power of the Valerian coven of the village of Innsmouth, just south of Florence in Oregon, our coven calls our domain everything from Mount Shasta in the south to the mouth of the Columbia River in the north. And we have called you here for a “fight of the witches”. Now I know you're not really a white witch,” she sneered, “you just play one in the movies”. She stepped forward as Emma started stepping backward but not fast enough to keep the beautiful creamy skinned Gypsy girl from poking her in her exposed left breast with a black painted fingernail like a Talon. “Usually these fights are disputes between two girls who want to be Queen of the coven or between rival Queens or between girls fighting to be the Queen's favorite or as a punishment for two disobedient girls who must suffer trial by combat and that judgment as the lady of the sky has deemed righteous.” Emma stopped and put her own bare palms up against the other girls chest and could feel the other girls heart hammering as indeed her heart was hammering behind her left soft breast. The slightly shorter girl look you right in the eye and said “but you're here because we all agreed that it would be amusing to have the famous Hermione Granger included in a all out, no holds barred, to the death “fight of the witches”.”
“Please Miss, I have friends waiting for me back at the carnival, and I am not into the Society for creative anachronism or jousts, I'm a lover not a fighter!” Emma said this sweetly while backing up still farther beginning to turn around, but she looked up with her eyes wide in horror as she realized there was no carnival or sounds of music and riot in the direction from which she had come. It was just woods going on forever into the other direction. A mean little hand on her right shoulder spun her around and the same left-hand punched her right shoulder back so she was facing full against the Goth girl as the goth girl’s mean right fist slams like a out-of-control police car into the left side of her face knocking her jaw and her head sideways. Suddenly there was tears streaming down her face as she staggered backward waving her fists in front of her but her pursuer didn't pursue but just stood there with her hands on her hips roaring laughter. Emma clutch the side of her face trying to blink the confusion with the tears out of her eyes, her head spun as much as it hurt, and her jaw felt like it was starting to swell up.
“You're crazy, don't you realize I have security that are like Israeli mercenaries, are you trying to kidnap me? Are you some kind of crazy lesbian who's in love with me” Emma suddenly became filled with indignity and outrage and storm filled her pretty girl’s face as sure own fists became rock-hard hammers and she brought them up in front of her pretty chest, (although it must've been unsettling to see that her opponent didn't seem overly concerned but began to slowly walk towards her with her hands in front of her like a lady wrestler, her fingers outstretched like claws, each finger ending in a black painted dagger like fingernail.
Shaking her head in disbelief, Emma Watson spun around and ran for the trees!![]()







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